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Post by RÊÐ×)ÑÇ(×ßÔY on Apr 11, 2010 20:11:44 GMT -5
Only post yo mama jokes. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone Yo mama so broke she uses a fork to eat cereal to save milk  |
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Post by किक प& on Apr 11, 2010 20:42:24 GMT -5
Yo Mamma so stupid
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Post by Psyren on Apr 11, 2010 22:27:19 GMT -5
that she uses a solar powered flashlight
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Post by RÊÐ×)ÑÇ(×ßÔY on Apr 12, 2010 3:35:07 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid she thought there was water in a microwave
Yo mama so fat when she was pregnant she got mad because her body gave some of the food to the baby
Yo mama so fat she got tired when she got a sugar rush
Yo mama so fat she thought she'll never get fast food.
LOL I made all these up last night. ;D
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Post by Finz on Apr 12, 2010 15:51:49 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she trew away the baby and named the placenta
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Post by RÊÐ×)ÑÇ(×ßÔY on Apr 12, 2010 16:08:47 GMT -5
Your mama so stupid someone asked her what time is it so she looked at her watch and said day time.
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Post by Burn×ÑÇ on Apr 12, 2010 16:16:05 GMT -5
yo mamma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
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Post by Decimato on Apr 13, 2010 15:54:39 GMT -5
Yo momma so loose and nasty that she burn more rubber than the Daytona 500.
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Post by Steph on Apr 13, 2010 19:33:50 GMT -5
ur momma's vagina so loose she winds it around a popsicle stick before ur daddy licks it  |
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Post by RÊÐ×)ÑÇ(×ßÔY on Apr 15, 2010 15:58:58 GMT -5
dmg yo mama's tit are so lil that she didn't breast feed you she chest fed you.
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Post by Hunter™ on Apr 15, 2010 16:40:30 GMT -5
oh redboy...dmg's gonna murder you... v.v
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Post by Finz on Apr 15, 2010 16:41:51 GMT -5
yo momma is yo pappa
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Post by Steph on Apr 15, 2010 20:53:02 GMT -5
even though my mom died of breast cancer, and yes she didn't have boobs, i know he didnt mean to be mean, deo...imma keeel deo hheheh
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Post by RÊÐ×)ÑÇ(×ßÔY on Apr 16, 2010 1:18:28 GMT -5
I'm so sorry dmg I didn't know honestly.
dam I'm bout to cry now...
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Post by Hunter™ on Jun 30, 2010 14:04:39 GMT -5
yo momma's vagina is so loose, i stuck my hands in there and clapped.
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Post by Steph on Jul 10, 2010 13:34:30 GMT -5
ur momma so gay your other momma is ur dADDY
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Post by rebel on Sept 2, 2010 13:39:47 GMT -5
I'm tired of yo momma , on to the next one
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Post by Love on Sept 3, 2010 19:13:47 GMT -5
your mom's so fat she used cheats for WII Fit.
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Post by ÷(Ñ)Ç×ÕRîØÑ÷ on Feb 15, 2011 22:30:35 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so small when she steped of the crub is was called scucide
Yo mamma is so stupid she brung a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mamma is so ugly she got aressted for publicly indestinty
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to break the police out of jail
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Post by §håwçrΦss on Feb 21, 2011 10:49:07 GMT -5
yo mama is so skinny, she makes a toothpick look like my dick!
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Post by §håwçrΦss on Feb 21, 2011 10:53:38 GMT -5
yo mama so poor, she has the ducks throw bread at HER
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Post by Ñçh×ßêrt on Feb 23, 2011 11:04:41 GMT -5
yo mama is so poor, people in Africa are collecting money for her!
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Post by (öG)ÞáTøøTîê÷ on Feb 23, 2011 11:53:05 GMT -5
yo momma so lame, she married Tick and gave birth to you  *ouch* u know i'm just kidding Bert |
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Post by Ñçh×ßêrt on Feb 23, 2011 16:09:37 GMT -5
yo mama made your dad pregnant!
(sure i do patootie ;D)
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Post by (öG)ÞáTøøTîê÷ on Feb 23, 2011 16:55:17 GMT -5
yo mama so ugly, she beats Medusa in the ugly contest
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