Post by Love on Aug 25, 2010 18:41:03 GMT -5
I've came across an account on a site that provides people with the best WORSE advice.. here are some examples of my favorite ones. if you know of any also, feel free to post.
"How can you tell if a woman's breasts are real or fake? Grab them, you idiot."
"Want him to get down on one knee? Get down on both of yours."
"Want to leave work early? Ask co-workers if they want to see the gun you brought."
"Going on a blind date? Perfect! She won't even see you slip her the roofie."
"How do you know a date is going well? The second she steps into your van."
"Want to please your man in bed? Invite your hot friend over."
"What's the best way to ask a woman if you can buy her a drink? Chug the one she has in front of her."
"Girlfriend wants to watch Toy Story 3? Tell her to get a buzz and play with your woody."
"Love being in the spotlight? Run from the police helicopter at night."
"Studying to become a doctor? Practice gynecology from your garage."
"Neighbor's kids keep leaving their toys in your yard? Leave your wife's toys in their mom."
"Trying to expand the readership of your sociopolitical essay blog? TITS OR GTFO!"
"Wanna take some shots? Play Russian Roulette with a Glock."
"Want to be the popular girl at school? Sleep with everyone."
"Want to tell her how you feel? Use this Haiku "Roses, they are red. And violets, those are blue. Hope you die, fuck you."
"Finding yourself overwhelmed with office paperwork? Use it to roll the biggest joint ever."
"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."
"Looking for a career that will introduce you to the beauties of Europe? Become a waiter at Olive Garden."
"Women, do you want to be treated equally? Pay for the meal."
"Forgot her name? Just call her "Baby" until you get the chance to go through her purse."
"Want to add instant class to any occasion? Make a bong out of a beer can."
"Want to get into fighting shape? Date Chris Brown."
"Home renovation becoming a headache? Let a Mexican be your Tylenol, because they'll do your tile and all."
"How can you tell if a woman's breasts are real or fake? Grab them, you idiot."
"Want him to get down on one knee? Get down on both of yours."
"Want to leave work early? Ask co-workers if they want to see the gun you brought."
"Going on a blind date? Perfect! She won't even see you slip her the roofie."
"How do you know a date is going well? The second she steps into your van."
"Want to please your man in bed? Invite your hot friend over."
"What's the best way to ask a woman if you can buy her a drink? Chug the one she has in front of her."
"Girlfriend wants to watch Toy Story 3? Tell her to get a buzz and play with your woody."
"Love being in the spotlight? Run from the police helicopter at night."
"Studying to become a doctor? Practice gynecology from your garage."
"Neighbor's kids keep leaving their toys in your yard? Leave your wife's toys in their mom."
"Trying to expand the readership of your sociopolitical essay blog? TITS OR GTFO!"
"Wanna take some shots? Play Russian Roulette with a Glock."
"Want to be the popular girl at school? Sleep with everyone."
"Want to tell her how you feel? Use this Haiku "Roses, they are red. And violets, those are blue. Hope you die, fuck you."
"Finding yourself overwhelmed with office paperwork? Use it to roll the biggest joint ever."
"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."
"Looking for a career that will introduce you to the beauties of Europe? Become a waiter at Olive Garden."
"Women, do you want to be treated equally? Pay for the meal."
"Forgot her name? Just call her "Baby" until you get the chance to go through her purse."
"Want to add instant class to any occasion? Make a bong out of a beer can."
"Want to get into fighting shape? Date Chris Brown."
"Home renovation becoming a headache? Let a Mexican be your Tylenol, because they'll do your tile and all."
