Harper
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Post by Harper on Mar 1, 2011 21:30:31 GMT -5
Okay okay So Charlie sheen wtf man i mean give me a break i was reading cnn and it had his name on it *INTERVIEW WITH CHARLIE SHEEN* and im like alright tis is gonna be cool *click* *skims page* Charlie sheen u smoke more pot then game does ona weekly basis and ur doing interviews to get hated by fans? i mean i know u love getting laid by prostitutes and crap but give me a break Stop being a fucking ass grow a set get a wife and get on 2 and a half men that show is awsome stop sueing people for no damn reason and when u do a interview dont be on drugs U SON OF A BITCH! So in other news christina aguliar got arrested for DUI this morning hmm will she be the next lindesy lohan probley dumbfuck messed up on the stars spangled banner at superbowl thats pretty sad becuse ima dumbass and i even know the words lol So yea this thread will totally get tons of views and post lol JK!
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Post by Steph on Apr 3, 2011 18:07:19 GMT -5
I think we should leave Justin Beiber alone, poor lil queer
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Post by Hunter™ on Apr 3, 2011 21:13:50 GMT -5
Listen, i dont know if you keeping score, but Charlie Sheen is WINNING.
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Harper
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Post by Harper on Apr 3, 2011 23:51:02 GMT -5
Yes yes he is espcially after his show at Detroit so this fagget goes to deroit (hockeytown) and i mean this place was sold the fuck out big time and this prick starts to rant as usual but its not funny i mean the way im reading on cnn and shit their portraying this fuck hole as a insane dude i mean its pretty sad when u get booed but when u have people yelling WE WANT OUR FUCKING REFUND then ur screwed..they sold pracitcally free beer their too ..wonder how maney homeless people was in the crowd...so as he continues his little shit rant he talks about trolls and warlocks and 2 and half men..and getting gay with himself and fucking his mother straight..okay thats just not funny and when he talks about all of detroit using crack..yea..ur asking to get shot just saying so he gets booed so bad he leaves the stage but tells people snoop dog will be their...-.- SERIOUSLLY U FUCKING DICK!!! they show a youtube video of snoop dogs new song....cheap mofo he tells the crowd he will be brb he doesnt return and the crowds start to leave in large numbers after 10 minutes or so after he left the stage theirs reports his tour bus has the left the building...yea i would want my refund back too... i mean seriouslly GO to Oklahoma where i live u do one of those fucking things and ur getting ur tires blowed out and then u will be blown up and i mean ur brains so yea..hes lucky to get out of detroit when he did ....why do people even listen to him hes just mentally retarded i mean iv seen loopy mental people (sad) but him..hes just fucked up on something..crack heroin u name it. hes done it..i wonder when he will die...
this has been another episode of Rants about charlie sheen Tune in Next few days after his concert in chicago goes worse for him!!!
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Post by Steph on Apr 4, 2011 21:29:15 GMT -5
I'd rant about Hunter but he isn't a celebrity
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Post by Hunter™ on Apr 5, 2011 19:59:31 GMT -5
Feel free to rant dmg.
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Post by Steph on Apr 7, 2011 20:51:08 GMT -5
So Hunter he thinks he is this god of all women and men. Men prefer him but he tries to be the ladies man. He uses big words like f**k. He thinks he could play online games, but in reality he never compared to the greats and had to rely on other talents. He is actually a really nice guy who wants to be known as a bad ass, but he is still a pussy cat and loved by all. I thought he was black until he told us he was a tall white guy who was a virgin and into soft Christian Porn. He starred in two Christian Porn movies, but they failed at the box office because they wanted to snip off the end of his cock, because it was just too huge and looked unrealistic in the close up shots. He always makes sure his staring ladies are big booty girls because like Deo, he is a boob and azz man. He doesn't have a job and usually tries to mooch Cheetos off poor eighth grade girls, who really are the girls that fall for his classic Roman looks. That and their Grannies with the white panties. His raps are old and moldy, but continue to be popular among the au natural women with Afros under their arm-pitts, he likes their natural smell, especially the salmon whiffing from between their legs, which he assures his friends is a sign that these women are ripe for his taking. He has a radar for the police and like any good citizen helps him bust his Hommies, by giving them up for a few quarters. He lets the pigs know who has a joint on them and would sell his grandma if it meant more money for the gumball machine. If Hunter was an alien he would be from the planet URanus, because he enjoys being an asshole to his friends and family. He constantly puts down those around him without any regard as to how pTc may feel. I think secretly he wants to be pTc and therefor mocks him constantly in a pTc voice, which is high and annoying. If he actually reads this entire rant he would know that in reality dmg wubs the guy and has always enjoyed talking to him, no matter how weird he is at times  |
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Post by Steph on Apr 7, 2011 21:04:59 GMT -5
Hunter wins HA
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Post by Wicked×ÑÇ on Apr 8, 2011 16:35:15 GMT -5
hahaha rofl nice!
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Post by Hunter™ on Apr 8, 2011 20:29:27 GMT -5
christian porn? please, hairy hindu porn is where it's at.
eighth graders? too mature for my tastes.
but aside from those minor inaccuracies, i ROFL'd all the way through, and i wub you too dmg <3
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Post by Steph on Apr 17, 2011 20:53:48 GMT -5
I wub u too silly goose
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